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隔壁(🍲)住的三(🍹)(sān )个半(bà(🃏)n )熟女似乎(🌀)偷(tōu )偷的(de )在各自(🗾)房间(jiān )做(📸)着(zhe )不可告(🛎)人的囧(🥗)事(shì )，而这(🍹)些是石头(📿)(tóu )没日(🗡)没夜偷窥得(dé )出的(🤯)结论。深知(zhī )一人技薄的石(🙈)头(tóu )为了(🥄)满足好奇(💭)，挖掘更(⛩)多半熟女(📳)们的(de )私生(⛳)活，拉拢室(😕)(shì )友钱(💋)芳和柳木(⌛)加(jiā )入，三(🍁)个冲动(Ⓜ)期(qī )的屌丝男面对(🖌)隔(gé )壁的长腿姐姐、知性(⤴)御姐和甜(💉)美(měi )萝莉(lì )，引发(🎁)出了(le )一连(🤾)(lián )串让人(🦔)脸红(hóng )的尴(gān )尬(🚡)囧事。

Two women spend a weekend together at the North Sea. Walks on the beach, fish buns at a snack stand, mobile weather forecasts. Sky, horizon, water. One of them will soon return to her family in Argentina while the other one will try to come a step closer to the ocean. She travels to the Caribbean and the foreign makes her vulnerable. Then, the land is out of sight. On a sailing vessel she crosses the Atlantic Ocean. One wave follows the other, they never resemble. Thoughts go astray, time leaves the beaten track and the swell lulls to deep sleep. The sea takes over the narration. And when the other one reappears in it, the wind is still in her hair while the ground beneath her feet is solid. She returns and the one of them could ask: "Have you changed?

主(zhǔ(💖) )人公(gōng )穆(🖊)夏是一(🎗)名(míng )小说(Ⓜ)(shuō )家，正在(🏗)创作一(🗿)(yī )部小说，近来常(chá(🐜)ng )常被噩梦纠缠。丈夫莫洋为(🎟)她安(ān )排(🛌)心理医生(🏩)做治(zhì(⬆) )疗，可没想(♑)到在(zài )催(🚮)眠治疗过(🚴)程中一(🥏)个(gè )声称(🏕)他才是穆(🎡)夏(xià )真(⏮)丈夫的男人出(chū )现(🆖)，穆夏平静的(de )世界开始变的(😰)一(yī )团混(👕)乱。

唐明，就像很多(🚬)屌丝故(gù(💆) )事里(lǐ )的(🉐)男主角一(yī )样，从(🍕)小到大遇(❤)(yù )到的(de )异(🎊)性都是(👒)女(nǚ )神级(🥜)(jí )的，在经(📴)历了一(🏑)(yī )堆奇怪的事情后(🐽)(hòu )，唐明把人生的(de )不幸归结(🥒)于自己(jǐ(🎂) )从小到大(👱)发着的(🛍)(de )相同的梦(🚭)，一次(cì )解(🔰)梦的经历(🈸)中，卷入(🚞)了一场警(🍀)匪追逐(zhú(😭) )事业，负(🤪)责这次(cì ) 逮捕案的(👃)是女主(zhǔ )角白古清，为了(le )彻(🏯)查本案潜(😻)伏在(zài )牛氏集团(💋)的目标(biā(🦗)o )嫌疑人，失(👓)业已(yǐ )久的(de )唐明(👹)前往牛(niú(🐇) )市集(jí )团(🔍)工作，公(🛀)(gōng )交车(chē(🏻) )站偶遇女(🈚)神(shén )白(😌)古(gǔ )清，却遭小人整(👭)(zhěng )蛊给女神留下坏(huài )印象(📖)，人生的拐(🦖)(guǎi )角点，喜(🥒)剧的相(❤)(xiàng )遇却触(🚠)发了悲惨(📵)(cǎn )的前尘(🎫)往事：(✍)唐(táng )明是(🥪)唐三藏的(🐼)转(zhuǎn )世(🈁)，白骨精正是白古(gǔ(👤) )清的前(🚴)生，两人(rén )的关系因(🐸)堕落凡(fá(㊙)n )间的唐三藏而更(📕)(gèng )加亲密(🖥)，前世种(zhǒ(😻)ng )下的缘分在两人(🍗)(rén )之间(jiā(🤑)n )悄然开花(🦂)。为对(duì(🌮) )抗牛总的(💬)邪(xié )恶势(🏴)(shì )力，唐(🔥)明和(hé )唐三(sān )藏师(💿)徒开始(shǐ )策划(huá )周密的营(🍅)救工作(zuò(🚳) )，最后，究竟(😓)是(shì )邪(🤱)不能胜正(⛑)？

In 1986, three teens were brutally murdered after knocking on the door of 59 Oakwood Lane. The killer was never found. Over the next forty years, rumours turned to legend, and while few will admit to believing the stories, kids are still warned never knock on the door of 59 Oakwood Lane for fear of what may answer.On this Halloween night, Grace and her friends are going to wish they’d heeded the warnings and never knocked…

钱(🐾)麟遂父亲心(xīn )愿(🍅)，带上门客(🔄)亦(yì )卿和(👢)小厮春(👠)子，来到七灵峰找辛(⏳)(xīn )于学(🛤)习剑法。亦卿与(yǔ )辛(🦇)于因为投缘结(jié )为知音，岁(🐹)月静(jìng )好(⛄)。子夜来到(🧜)辛(xīn )庄要挑战辛(💮)于，被辛于(🥫)重伤，钱(qiá(🈹)n )麟却(què(🍐) )对子夜一(🐬)见(jiàn )如故(💤)(gù )，教他(🍍)辛于(yú )的剑(jiàn )法。亦(🙀)卿看(kàn )出子(zǐ )夜身上戾气(🦋)(qì )，劝(quàn )阻(🎧)钱麟，钱麟(🐾)毫(háo )不(😬)在意。子夜(🏫)却(què )在剑(🏨)术精进后杀(shā )了(📂)钱麟的师(🌏)父辛(xīn )于(♉)，两人积(🤐)怨。辛于死后，子夜(yè(🦊) )在江湖(🖖)声名鹊起，并暗中送(🏋)银子给钱(qián )麟。子夜与钱麟(😫)(lín )相遇，两(👦)人间隙(xì(🙏) )更甚，亦卿见钱(qiá(🔩)n )麟对自己(🚦)疏离，也伤(📡)怀离开(🦕)钱府(fǔ )…(⏪)…

本片讲(🗒)述了(le )三(📔)个(gè )失意的女人(ré(😽)n )：不(bú )愿意被客户(hù )潜规(🏂)(guī )则而愤(🐥)然辞(cí )掉(🍍)工(gōng )作(🆎)的美丽御(🙈)姐盛(shèng )绮(🈵)珊、一个月被(bè(⛽)i )炒五次鱿(🈸)鱼的职(zhí(😥) )场小白(📽)夏思佳、因为使用(🖨)飞机稿(🤝)(gǎo )事件而身败名裂(🏪)(liè )的广告界大神薛云，三人(⛓)在酒吧偶(👮)然(rán )相遇(🐨)，因盛绮珊(shān )出手(📸)解围薛云(🎲)，而坐在一(🦏)起畅谈(⌚)(tán )，并临时(🥓)起意一(yī(🐻) )起开一(📊)家广告公(gōng )司，就这(🚔)样走上(shàng )了创(chuàng )业之路。然(⛄)(rán )而这(zhè(👱) )一路并没(🐝)有(yǒu )想(🌏)象(xiàng )中顺(🐻)畅，第(dì )一(🧟)个(gè )客户因为夏(💅)思佳(jiā )的(🚱)懦弱自卑(⏸)惹怒(nù(🗿) )客户被百般刁难(ná(🐡)n )，难得的(❣)一次机(jī )会可以和(🏢)薛云的(de )老合作搭档欧凯(kǎ(🗣)i )丽的大公(🦐)司合作，正(🈵)在签合同的时候(🐺)(hòu )，没想到(🕖)创意被(bè(🏨)i )盛绮珊(💧)男朋友周(🎓)(zhōu )慕文泄(🐗)露，直接(🧛)(jiē )导致合作失败，三(🥒)人的公司名誉(yù )扫地(dì )，陷(😙)入危机(jī(🍴) )……